something weird is going on with the site...

@rocketcityvol mentioned he had issues logging in, and i went to look at the logs to find over 2.6M errors since the migration... that sounds serious, but it was the same five errors every time a page loaded for me and everyone else.  I fixed them, and I'm pretty amazed at how much faster the joint is... but, me being me i don't fix anything unless it's broken- it wasn't broken, but it was close... 

if y'all see something weird, let me know so i don't have to stay up to near 3am to fix this dang thing!!