LOL, FF ... but I kind of like JCG's shape shifting when it comes to aliases ... all pretty clever ... am not sure whether I like Hooky Hornstein or Charley Horse better, but probably CH, since it's a subtle critique of what was going on in UT football about the time he picked it. Actually the more I think about it, it's sheer brilliance.
Me, the only thing I've done is pick some generic name and then change it to the name it morphed into being called most. Original, perhaps, but far short of brilliant and not at all a critique of, well, anything. The only thing I like about it is that others have morphed into other names, like Sooner Red who called me, from Dennis the Menace, Mr. Willlllllllllson!
So, it's kind of fun seeing what other people do with your moniker(s), I suppose.