Harry Doyle: Heywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair. When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor.
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Harry Doyle: One hit, that's all we got? One goddamn hit?
Assistant: You can't say goddamn on the air.
Harry Doyle: Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway.
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Harry Doyle: The post-game show is brought to you by...
[searches through his papers]
Harry Doyle: Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it.
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Eddie Harris: You know, you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your Savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but He no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?