My little fam --- well, the female portion anyway --- has long begged for chickens, and goats.
Them: "We'll take care of them, and feed them, and collect the eggs, and play with them......."
Me: "Uh huh. What about when it's dark outside, or raining, or 20 degrees, or you had a bad day, or you have homework, or you just took a shower, or Kelsey wants you to spend the night, OR, OR, OR ......."
Them: "We will....I promise!!!!"
Me: "Uh huh. Who's gonna scoop all the shit out, and keep the coop/pens clean?"
Them: ** crickets **
Me: "Uh huh."
We have none of the above mentioned critters..................