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Topic: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?

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FearlessF

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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #98 on: April 03, 2020, 06:58:13 PM »
You all do realize why COVID-19 has caused a TP shortage, right?

Because as soon as 1 person coughs, 10 people sh!t themselves.
I knew there had to be logic behind the hoarding
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #99 on: April 03, 2020, 07:26:44 PM »
Pump that water pressure up too high, and you might do some serious damage to the neighboring area.
Accuracy is important. Buy Kohler. It's the best stuff.
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #100 on: April 03, 2020, 07:27:37 PM »
careful, could blow the hair off your ass
What hair?

I'm a human.

I'm not a hairy naked man.
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #101 on: April 03, 2020, 07:34:45 PM »
Accuracy is important. Buy Kohler. It's the best stuff.


I dunno. 

An accurate shot with the water pressure cranked up too high, and you'll be cleaning off the back of your teeth. ;D

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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #102 on: April 03, 2020, 07:39:07 PM »
What hair?

I'm a human.

I'm not a hairy naked man.
Oh dear god please don't let this thread devolve into Badge's manscaping regimen.

I think he'll do it to punish us for going OT! :sign0135:

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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #103 on: April 03, 2020, 07:44:39 PM »
LMAO. You guys are.. something else.


And I love ya.
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #104 on: April 03, 2020, 07:56:08 PM »
ya know....... I can get past the Pedicure enjoyment, but don't tell me you have someone shave your ass
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #105 on: April 04, 2020, 03:31:42 AM »
LMFAO
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #106 on: April 04, 2020, 08:56:32 AM »
ya know....... I can get past the Pedicure enjoyment, but don't tell me you have someone shave your ass
I never said that.

I do miss my pedicures. Can't do that right now.
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #107 on: April 04, 2020, 08:58:47 AM »
Found another 24-pack of TP that got stuffed into the back of the guest bedroom closet.  All this deep cleaning is turning up a multitude of things.

So now I think I'm back up to being over 100 rolls again.

Sorry...

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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #108 on: April 04, 2020, 09:02:51 AM »
You could donate them, as if you never had them in the first place. The pantries would love to be able to hand some out to those in need.
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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #109 on: April 04, 2020, 09:03:58 AM »
Did y'all know that Charmin and Quilted Northern went into a court battle over which was the "softest?"  At the time, my cousin was a VP at the parent company of Quilted Northern (which I believe was Georgia Pacific), and Quilted Northern was among the brands he managed.  He had to go into court and talk about their scientific tests they'd run, in order to make the claim they were the softest.  It was all pretty interesting stuff.  I forget who won that case, I'm sure the intergoogles could tell me.


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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #110 on: April 04, 2020, 09:04:30 AM »
You could donate them, as if you never had them in the first place. The pantries would love to be able to hand some out to those in need.

But then I'd have to leave my safe space and interact with the infected zombie people...

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Re: How is your toilet paper supply holding out?
« Reply #111 on: April 04, 2020, 09:30:29 AM »
some day in the future...


I may venture out today in search of a 12-pack of squeezably soft stuff
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