Okay, for those keeping score at home.....
1. Gruden.....HAHAHAHAHAHA no
2. Kelly....nope
3. Patterson? no
4. Peterson? no
5. Mullen no
6. Schiano....yeah no
7. Cutcliffe no
8. Jason Witten (WTF?) no
9. He's a man, he's 40! Gundy no
10. Brohm no
11. Kiffin (see tweets) hell no
12. Jim Bob Cooter (bad name, good coach) no
13. NC State guy....we'll see
14. Hawai'i Defensive Coordinator....maybe
15. Peyton Manning's forehead....fingers crossed
16. my left testicle.....